do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
is it appropriate to call someone “ a tasty piece of bitch?” This is time sensitive.
Honestly dude, i think you should ignore the restraining order if you really love her.
Wait, how is it that I'm just getting ready to go out and you're already showing your penis to freshmen girls?
i had to cut you off after you shoved a bunch of bottle caps in your mouth and pretended you had braces.
i had them turn on teen mom at the bar so i wouldnt be tempted to go home and make babies with the guy next to me
I just peed behind the dumpster and dedicated it to you. Can i call u?
we couldn't find any funnels so we taped a spaghetti strainer to a pool noodle and it worked fairly well
It's ok that you're screwing someone else while trying to get back with me, I'm banging three girls while I ignore you.
never underestimate the power of walking into a bar alone in uv cat makeup.. took home a seven foot man
Eric and I just went in the hallway to practice our new handshake in a real life situation at live speeds. That high.
Oh man, are we repeating last 4th of July?!
That shouldn't even be a question, it's a tradition now. Hope your manhood is ready.
No ambien sex tonight. I just ate two hotdogs with chilli and onions.
Where can I buy a stripper pole at midnight on a Sunday?
Mom wants to know if you're coming over or if it's safe for her to take her bra off...
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