So would u like to explain why you ate all my pickels and took my 1800?
About that, i have your 1800 on my desk with intentions of returning it but theres nothing i can do about the pickels
I am spending my work day planning my weekend drinking schedule
Standing in line for a prescreening of Alice in Wonderland - guy just passed out cold in front of us - first drug overdose of the Alice in Wonderland phenomenon witnessed.
I brought up my Bobbly Flay drinking game in the interview. Of course I got the job.
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Girl passed out in class and vomited. Another victim of syllabus week
I found bruises on my neck from barfing out the window.
I need to find a more grown up way of dealin with a hangover at the office than pringles and mountain dew at 8:30 am...
I petted my head, told my hair it felt beautiful and needed to be let free. Then pulled out my pony tail. Cheers to weed. I lose.
He is into some weird shit i walked in his room last night he was waving his hard dick around hitting shit yellin cock fight
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Hey where the fuck is the rest of my beer? Lets start this day off right
Buying the inflatable beer pong table for the pool was one of the best investments I've ever made
Got hit on by the cable guy. Solid 9. Think Orlando Bloom with a glorious curly mullet.
If a marine in My bed is not considered a valid excuse for missing class then I don't want to live in America anymore
Well I'm half drunk in a green tutu at a chipotle. So pretty good parade.
He finished and he wasn't even totally hard. He actually came without a boner.
HOW IS THAT EVEN POSSIBLE.
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