They use the phrase "final warning" so often the words have lost all meaning.
Bad news: I had to be at work at 7:15. Good news: no one had used the bathroom yet so I got to defile a freshly cleaned stall
I wish i was in the wii world.
Omg!!!! Call me in the morning I just saw A stripper queef out a dollar
Spending my graduation money on an abortion. Welcome to the real world.
I feel like somebody took my brain out. Stomped on it with cleats. And then put it back together with a glue stick. Thank you.
I can only use one eye at a time. And if I want to listen, I have to close both of them.
"Do You Wanna Build a Snowman" came on while I was riding his dick. I had to take a moment.
No kiss but I got free McDonald's so at least we can focus on what is really important here
How does one get out of sexting without being rude? I'm trying to watch Downtown Abbey
I think I just found my soul mate...he's wearing a zebra striped onesie and is into Michael Jackson...I'll explain in the morning.
When I woke up this morning I swear my mouth tasted like dick and rolaids.
Don't come up here. Strippers r crying.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
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