Is it bad that everytime I read or hear "Woo Hoo" I immediately think of sex because of The Sims?
you went around and groping mens pants to see "which was worthy" of you to go home with.
I love seeing you outside of a bar. It's like seeing a dog walk on its hind legs
dude your girlfriend is running naked down the hall with a raw chicken taped to her stomach saying this is what I'll look like pregnant...run far far away
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Why do my balls have what looks like rust on them?
She deep throated me and when I woke up she made me pizza. I was full of emotions I started to cry.
She either was great at sex or I finished the whole bottle of svedka my self
She's either too fat to type, hammered or has terrible spelling.
I'm going to have to start sleeping with my keys taped to my stomach.
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just like cleaning my room and being more organized in my life. more so just making sure a toaster doesn't end up in my car again for 2 months
Can you send me the pic of me puking with a quesadilla on my shoulder
I just want to slap everyone in the face that's happy being sober. Loser.
They pay me enough to pretend to be either helpful, or heterosexual. If they want both I need one hell of a raise.
Nice. Ask if they watched saved by the bell. yes=legal. No=jailbait
I need advice on ways to politely say “fuck you on your way to hell”.
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