I'm having a debate with **** over whether or not he is gay... what's your verdict?
GAY or at the very least bisexual.
His "joking around" with all of his roommates is clearly as act. He needs to step back and reevaluate his sexual orientation.
Weird... you've rode him.
If I come over right now will you promise to distract your grandpa in the morning so I don't have to do the walk if shame with 1940's style judgement?
we fucked the fort apart but we'll rebuild it after we get some drinks.
At 4 am, making my walk of shame, the hotel security followed me to my car with his flashlight shined directly on me. I felt like either a criminal or like I was about to get raped. Can't a girl sneak out of a hotel room without an actual spotlight on her?!?!?!
I took 20 bucks from you because when I woke up I saw more of you than I ever wanted to see bro.
Totally acceptable.
I told you, I don't give a SHIT about their music. I JUST. WANT. TO FUCK. THE BASSIST.
But if you were going to pour a liquid on your naked body in fall its definitely pumpkin inspired something.
Yeah man i woke up and only had a Jimmy John's wrapper covering myself..
When i sexted him a pic of my boobs I was worried he was going to notice the dorito crumbs and know I was just eating topless
I had 17 beers 2 days ago. I'm not dad material yet
For once I am not in the mood. My vagina is good with life at the moment.
The apocalypse has arrived.
you put your keys in the fridge so you wouldn't forget your yoohoo
i literally have the attention span of a weasel on steroids, but yeah, i know who you’re talking about.
I've been trying to fall asleep with ice packs covering my vagina for the last hour... Sorry for being vulgar. I'm going to kill myself.
Wtf did i hit my head on?
Tequila
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