We had one of those mutual "I know your on a dating website, I won't tell if you won't" glances.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
Superbowl + Mdma, hope we're on the same page.
Just lit a joint with steel wool and a 9 volt battery... thank you 3rd grade science class
Home, forcing the cats to make out. Someone should get some.
I don't think he wanted to hear that my most serious relationship was my 1 1/2 year fuck buddy... I think he figured out that's where he's heading
She took the bride and groom figures and the top layer of their cake and tried to walk out of the reception with it in her purse.
I paid your brother in tostitos to drive me home.
Seriously. Texted me 4 times and that didn't wake me up so he nicely called and left a voicemail saying he WOULD call me 8 times. So when he called back I answered.
It was all going fine until I had to chug that strawberita bud light. That really ended badly.
Is it weird that I noticed my lower half feels strange and then further realized it's bc I'm wearing underwear to bed for the first time in weeks..maybe months?
I think it's gonna be hard to find a guy that won't take my consistent drinking as alcoholism
I woke up to a shattered My Little Pony garbage pail, a black eye I don't know how I got and no one will look me in the face. Fuck tequila.
Your the only person I know that needed stiches after a Monday morning conference call. How are you in your 20s? How
He said I was so drunk and high that I had a conversation w/ his goldfish. The video shows me clearly conversing as if talking to a person w/ pauses in conversation and everything
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