Brandy, I need a picture of your boobs. Not time to explain.
I had a talk with my mom about respecting myself and not acting like a whore so she will rip my nose ring out if she somehow sees that picture
Masterbating to gospel music is like god cheering on your orgasm
Well, it's 24 hours till finals. I need high A's on all of them and I still am not sure where exactly on campus most of my classes took place.
I fucked the bump it out of her hair. just had to let everyone know.
she was stuffing dove chocolates in my mouth while giving me a blow job. GOD I LOVE VALENTINES DAY
The mexican place next the the funeral home has dollar margaritas, our grandfather would want us to act on this... trust me i know.
he's dressed up as spiderman, i don't understand why he's crying.
the beat of "birthday sex" is shockingly similar to my dry heaving rhythm. it's making me nauseous all over again.
rumor has it I kept asking you to go to the "tall grass" with me...sorry about that.
I'm pretty sure I told everyone in the bar I hadn't had sex in five months. And then I offered everyone calamari.
I blew him while the canoe was sinking...I think of it as the better version of the titanic
we told you you couldn't get your dick sucked because you were a girl and you yelled at us and said we were 'discriminating you'
I lost my voice. So I'm going to pretend I'm Ariel with legs today.
I don't mean to alarm you but are the strongest testicles in the family. I just learned I can lift 90 lb with my balls! Beat that.
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