I'm so bored and have no one to sexy text
Call me Kermit cause I'm about to go piggin
So do you want to come over? ;)
Never again opening up the Pandora's box of crazy that is your vagina. Sorry.
you should probably quit with the whole "no homo" thing, especially when you are drunk, "mo homo"gives the wrong impression.
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I'm so fucking pissed that I wasted my shooting star wish on him and his little penis.
U know u have sex too much when u have lube in ur rolliball on ur blackberry
Yeah. Fortunately, the road to Hell is paved with naked 21 year old girls.
Which beats the fuck out of good intentions.
No.. It's totally over.. He deleted the poke I sent him.. That makes it official.
i was so worried that when his hands were down my pants he was going to find the weed i stole from him
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At our floor meeting the RA was talking about bathroom hygiene and I really wanted to be like "what about shower sex."
Valid question
I'm trying to be celibate. I'm having me time. I'm eating cake.
Apparently my thong was thrown in the cornfield last night. No one will tell me why.
It's not Christmas until you get a photo from an ex wearing a Santa hat and red boxers... And then you just respond with, "nope."
Damn victory sex feels great
sending my old camp counselor nudes. childhood memory win or new low?
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