He famously once noted that women should wear white "like all other domestic appliances,"
dude i woke up to her making a statue of my morning wood for her sculpture class. HOW THE FUCK do you think i feel about her?
ALSO, I NEED TO BORROW A CAT. ASAP
I just got my hands on some dry ice. How do you feel about coming home to a mystical wizard toilet?
I woke up in my own bed clutching a key to a Ramada in another state.
My garbage can has nothing in it besides condoms and candy wrappers. That's good garbage.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
Of the three people getting wasted at this dance competition, im two of them
Finally smoked with my brothers, I feel like I just won gold at the Best Older Brother Ever Olympics
dude girls our age are getting married and having babies and I still can't figure out how to defrost my hotpockets
i just got banned from the m&m's website for trying to get poon slayer written on my custom order
Just paid for birth control in all ones do you think she is judging me?
my mom just came into my room and handed me a news paper article about women on the verge of a drinking problem... i can already tell its not about to be sunday funday
I can't talk, I can't walk, I think I'm twitching and I'm not even sure if I'm typing this. Help
The streets are paved with hand jobs
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