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What can I expect? While all of my friends are getting married, all of his friends are tripping on robitussin
you spent 5 minutes trying to open an empty PBR and kept saying "don't worry i'll get it i've been working out"
What I wanna know is who took a picture eiffel towering her?
its not that he announces that he can deep throat a banana its the fact he knows he can and it makes me wonder how he found out
Land Before Time marathon. we drink every time littlefoot almost eats a treestar.
Standing in front of the open refrigerator with a 3/4 empty bottle of wine eating Bac-o's from the jar, topless. Somebody really should've taught me better coping skills.
The last thing I remember is your grandma calling me a pussy and taking my shot for me. Your family is awesome.
I found your wallet in my underwear drawer......... Don't worry I don't plan on asking any questions
im actually trying to see how many sex dolls we need for our raft so we can stay buoyant while we attack kayakers
All I know is that at 4 am I was walking down the street in my bra and his shorts and Im pretty sure I passed my grandma on her morning walk.
did u drive by my house last night?
bc if that wasn't you i threw my bourbon bottle at the wrong van
I wasn't supposed to sleep w him. So of course I sent him gps location to my bed.
I can't believe just smoked out of a pear
I can't believe you had a pear already made to smoke out of, that was impressive
Oh btw, ur tongue should count as a second cock it's that good
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