just survived the first fart of the relationship.
Fiestas. Its like a classier verson of mardi gras.
Nah, lets use your guy, my drug dealer is going all pineapple express on me
At what point did I eat out of your mouth?
Restaurants Roasting People Who Gave Them Negative Yelp Reviews (25 Pics)
It was so weird. I had like an out of body experience. I heard the moaning, but I didn't know it was me.
This dude was wearing a "Plan B- One Step" backpack. I wonder how many more I have to buy until I get mine??
my sober ride is dancing w/ a fat girl. i might be awhile
Have I told you recently that I love you, if for no other reason than you make my irresponsible substance abuse look tame by comparison?
how did we start talking about space blow jobs?
Woman Posts Harassing DMs From Creep Online, Now He’s Upset Because People Told His Mom
I keep looking at his nude pics and crying because ill never see it in person again.
He told me I was his first American. I feel like I should've brought a flag to plant on him.
She shoved her hand down my pants and held my cock for thirty minutes in the bar. It was like she was letting all the other females know I was hers.
OK... But I need to shower first because I'm covered in stuff I definitely shouldn't have slept in
I’ve seen not one, but three Facebook articles on my feed today about “how to eat ass”. Idk what the universe is trying to tell me but it’s needs to chill
Shame - the story of my life.
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