what about "I will fuck you for a jamba juice" do you not understand?
Watching this movie and saying "drink every time you see an animal" was a bad idea...circle of life...holy crap
Standing in a circle of girls fistpumping to the word "hospital" while taking shots.... I don't see this ending well, but its fucking fun.
Just out of curiosity. Did you wait until my fb picture was well liked by others before liking it so people won't know we're fucking?
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After the Jell-o shots and about 6 shots of lighter fluid brand tequila, it got to the point where breathing was painful. All I could do was pray I didn't fall asleep in the front yard.
New game I thought of while bored on the train. Anytime I get a text from an ex, I will randomly text a different ex. It's like a less charitable version of pay it forward.
Also, just woke up in a Romney tank and sequin flag panties. Merica.
Look. When I let you cum on my tits don't fuck it all up by going "SKEET SKEET SKEET" it just pisses me off.
Yeah! Don't let me leave the house without marijuana and a juicer.
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We're currently sharing pics of our cats. I can't wait to sit on her face.
I told the cops they couldn't arrest me until they found my shoe. Now I have the grant county cops looking for my heels by the rail road tracks.
i just drunk stumbled into my home... to figure out that we moved 2 weeks ago..
Definitely didn't just make out with a guy the same height as me just because we wanted to see what it would be like to not have to reach up....
Maybe the "i killed someone" and "tequila makes my clothes come off" comments freaked him out.
when the cops came she just started yelling at them "Fuck the police! freedom of speech bitches!"
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