areee we human. . .oorrr areee we dancerssssss?!
you srsly need to quit going to that bar
They have to be talking about me. I never heard that statement until I was born.
so its thursday, which means its time to resume communication with you
They call it the Collection Couch because all 4 room mates have slept with at least 3 different girls on it. He tried to seal the deal with "would you like to be number 14?"
And sadly I did.
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she literally hasn't taken the mardi gras beads off in three days. she showered in them. TWICE.
What's the best way to say, "it's too early in our relationship to leave me at your place alone"? Steal something?
idk, it started getting weird when they were looking up videos of lesbian giraffes
It's tough not drinking when the bartender adds rum to your coke without telling you, and doesn't charge you
Someone with the Instagram name "hymenbreaker" just liked a photo of me and my grandma. I feel ashamed.
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Jesus Christ I am the crazy cat lady of vibrators
we broke the bed, curtan rods, a dresser drawer, and unless I didn't notice it before, we put a hole in the wall. This is why he and I have to fuck in motels.
I got your flops too. But yeah you rolled off your raft a bunch of times so we had to ask the white trash squad to help you back on. You bit one of them
Only you would get a side of potential vagina with your sandwich
We are bad people. This is why we are friends. <3
FYI there's a girl here with happy daddy written on her tits
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