she needs to go suck a dildo, because she isn't worth a dick
90% of the problems in your life are directly related to your vagina
So...it's hour 4 of day 5 of week 7 of my internship, and so far all ive done is shred paper. all. day. long. it's like working for Enron.
Remeber when I drunkenly made out with him this summer while he was getting bitched at by his girlfriend on the phone? Yeah, neither do I. But I'm pretty sure that same thing happened again last night.
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On the bright side since it was a Tuesday you weren't even in jail for the long! that could've been worse!
I mean, I know going to rehab probably didn't make her a lesbian, but I can always hope
Come over we're drinking with orange soda as a chaser to honor 90s nick kenan and kel.
It's like getting ready for my vaginas own execution
I'm just learned what a rim job is, I feel like crying
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I feel like we shud celebrate your sisters homecoming by having sex in her room
It's been 12 hours since I have heard from you and social media has given me no indication you are anything but dead, so that's what I'm going with.
Come get your boyfriend. He is hammered talking to me about hot dogs and casinos.
Having Father’s Day on Pride weekend is always so awkward. “Hey dad just calling to say I love you.” While I’m navigating my way through a pop up pool at a bar riding a penis floatie. Happy Father’s Day.
I am still worried she'll have a seizure durring. What would I do? Try to ride it out and finish, or pull out and assist?
I passed out while searching "symptoms of narcolepsy"...
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