Dude, you need to talk to your mom
wtf?
She just called and asked if i would be part of the intervention she's planning for you
btw.sex in the wood isnt as romantic as it seems.heels kept sinking in the dirt and pine needles were sticking to the fishnets
i wish i had your life
Sad Moment: I only had enough $ at 711 to buy chips or salsa. I chose salsa and took a plastic spoon
Lucky for you, I found your phone.....Not so lucky for you, it was in the bottom of your vomit-filled trashcan.
had to ask my 13 year old sister if she knew any dealers... she did. it's good to be home.
i got iced as i was inside of her. i fucking hate my friends
Hes still mad that I left the room mid-hookup to go get a pickle from the fridge.
He called it restless penis syndrome. I call it cheating.
He kept checkin to make sure you were still alive after you passed out on his bed, After like the 4th time he walked back in there you were naked on his bed eating an apple, claiming he needed to be the Adam to your Eve..That drunk..
You're just gonna have to make the sacrifice man.
I'm trying to hide in the table.
ALMOST WRECKED MY SCOOTER. DAVE FRANCO HAS A TWIN AMD HE GOES HERE
With great liquor, comes great irresponsibility. Remind me of this night tomorrow.
Being a fine ass woman in a world full of fuckboys is the realest struggle I've ever known.
Let’s try it, I’ve never had a bad time with sex, tacos and beer.
Your amazing boobs made me fall in love with boobs. I never cared about boobs you should be proud
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