Why can't I find a man that likes bush instead of a vagina that looks like it belongs to a prepubescent child!
Because men are children
Touche
so after all day drinking, we went to an all u can eat crab place and i was going from table to table surveying the crowd if they though the crab i was carrying around looked like the flying dog from never ending story...what the hell is wrong with me?
There's a man in a pair of gray footie pajamas and a paper crown watching the kids at the playground. It was easier to tell who was a pedophile before Where the Wild Things Are came out.
You came into my room at 3am.. drunk.. and asked to do spanish homework together. Props for being a good student.
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she had a pic of herself in a bikini as the wallpaper on her iPhone... I'm sensing a Tyra banks kinda girl. shit.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
she looks like she scalped a horse for her weave
can you blow me for old times sake
only for old times sake
Got in a bar fight defending Prince. Thought you ought to know. He gets his dick sucked cooking eggs for breakfast.
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Just traded the drive-through guy at BK a Dos Equis for a Hershey pie before noon... win?
I'm on day 4 of clean eating. I call it the "whore by June" program
one more hour of this work bullshit and I'm off to get high with your cat.
My apartment is so clean right now, I should invite someone over for sex just so someone can see how clean it is.
you were so high you just watched the elf.... its spring
she referred to her cum as “pussy butter” so needless to say we had a good night
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