help me. he won't leave me alone. he just licked my ear and he's so drunk. get him off me. we're in the closet. help.
girls mom is dying from cancer and she msgs me for a booty call. I guess people cope with their situations differently.
Were you paying girls to come up and grab my cock and tell me I look like bradley Cooper?
He needs to respect me before he can fuck me with cat ears on.
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You know what my problem is? I'm like a machine designed for the sole intention of removing the pants from damaged girls.
We went to the casino to try to earn enough money to go to new Orleans comfortably. I'm already drunk. This is a horribly immoral start to summer.
I'm back here naked if anyones wondering
. Drop what your doing. Were going to Knoxville for midget wrestling. It's the championship.we can NOT miss this.
Two women at the Safeway just got out of their separate cars and kissed. One was driving an outback, the other a CRV. It was like a Honda and Subaru had a lesbian joint venture and filmed the commercial in front of me.
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Apparently, acid is a good substitute for cash if you don't have any! Who knew?
My eczema on my back is flaring up so he rubbed coconut oil on it while we were boning down. If that's not a picture of 8 years married I dunno what is.
By chance and just chance did you find a cock ring? By chance
Yeah,I'm just gonna keep fucking other guys til this idiot figures out he loves me.
so he's a sleeptalker.
yeah??
"Mitochondria is the powerhouse of the cell" right in my ear. 2 am.
You know its awkward when your mom walks in on you and your boyfriend yelling surprise....I was scared into an orgasm
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