There's a "art of the blow job" class in the city. We should go
Baby, I'm all set with that. That would be like trying to teach bruce lee how to kick someone in the head
'Watching yourself cry on Photobooth' is the new 'watching yourself cry in the mirror.'
i can smell the iron from margo's period blood from across the table.
he suggested i make a website called "cum on molly's face", to "start off my acting career"
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After the sixth shot I started to slur my pauses.
he then started listing things that have been up his butt, never drinking in boys town again
She just said she finds Tyler Perry funny... this is not going to work.
How is it possible that i have sex with a guy and he makes YOU breakfast
The fact that he grabbed my boob in the middle of the conversation shows something needs to change
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matt and i tucked you in... you REFUSED to move your head from under the bed.
My kindergarten teacher served me... All coming full circle
He also has scotch. LOTS AND LOTS of scotch. I think you'd like him!
That is always a wonderful personality trait!
LMAO I like how "don't worry I'll bring chasers" is your way of assuring things will be ok
I have a few Facebook friends I only keep around for quality control purposes on Tinder
So...#1 on my TO DO list for college is to fuck someone somewhere in the stadium during the homecoming game...you down?
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