I told you I would drunk text you sometime........its that time.
It just feels wrong masturbating with my neighbor's cat in my apartment
You know, be my cock's hype man.
It was literally like being eaten out by a dog. That bad.
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All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
Look. If you get me out of this speeding ticket you can bang my sister. Or my mom. But not both.
spring break - time to see if my two week detoxing gave my liver a chance to recover.
Depending on which video of him streaking you watch, you can see me passed out in the front row.
I can't believe this. 100 bucks says my Botox lasts longer than their marriage will.
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Bianca brought a stripper home he's making me breakfast
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
She was trying to be sexy well putting on my condom with her mouth when her cat pounced from the corner of the room witch caused her to gasp and inhale the condom
Do you think if I had a tempurpedic bed he would still be able to feel me fingering myself after we have sex?
I just had to ask my drug dealer to "keep it simple for me". Is this a new low?
We've done worse things
ALL I WANT IN MY MOUTH IS A GLORIOUS COCK SMOTHERED IN CHOCOLATE. DICK AND CHOCOLATE; IS IT TOO MUCH FOR A GIRL TO ASK FOR?!
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