no, there's no challenge. I live a humble lifestyle out of virtue.
You wear Armani Exchange.
McDonalds has hash browns for only a quarter!....how many u want?
All of them
Her divorce is going to cut into the amount of time we spend fucking.
I'm in awe of how selfish that is.
you were standing in two feet of water, screaming at people walking by to "call river rescue".
Is it bad that my only regret is fucking on the bathroom floor and not the sink?
I may be Daddy's little princess, but doesn't mean I can't be the blowjob queen.
Ok just don't go to jail. I saw your account balance. It can't take that.
I think the world is coming to an end. Earthquakes, huricanes, floods, and now you say you LOVE him. Im building a shelter and going into hiding.
So the bitch asked me if I wanted the name brand or the generic contraceptive. Does it look like I want to be generically pregnant?
They used the ice bucket from their room to drink beer from and called it the "Holy Grail"
This is the fourth day in a row I woke up with cheetos spread around me in a ritual pattern..this weed is unreal
You rolled onto your side and told me 'this is the recovery position'. That was after you were stoned. You've done this way too much.
Obviously last night's theme was "Let's Make Bad Life Choices"
What the fuck happened last night.... I woke up with a bowl half full of ravioli next to my head, reversed on my bed still fully clothed.....
He told me that after two hours of fucking he feels as though his dick wants to detach from his body and go to Mexico..
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