just heard a swedish guy suck in helium and speak in his accent. top 5 favorite moments. ever.
For once I'm glad there wasn't morning sex. Yes, that sore from the night before.
your boyfriend is drunk and yelling to the bar that he loves his cats
my debit card account is gonna say movie, movie, ice cream, movie, cheese fries, get a fucking life, movie
I fucked her while she was wearing her boyfriends dogtags. I'm officially a bad american
I just had to download an app to edit pictures on my new phone. The things I do for sexting...
This milkshake tastes better than sex. Priorities, I have them.
Thanks for pulling me out of the bed by my feet atleast one of us was sober enough to know I had work at 5 am.
I have the perfect view of a sexy blonde in yoga pants stretching from the shoulder press machine. I'll be here all night. So glad I came high.
Ur here with me in spirit. Now run free. Run free
He's bought his dick a cell phone. A cell phone. For his dick...
He gave me the number and told me that I if I want to hook up again, I have to call his penis.
Please explain why there is a video of you peeing in the Taco Bell bathroom on my phone? Also why did you wink at the end?
Dude, chad is laying across the room, violently, passionately, pornographicly eating something and I seriously think the 'some thing' is fighting back.
Girl it's 3:30 get your life together and come enjoy a bowl, some coffee and a brownie with me
a guy just walked through our campsite, crouched down by the truck, screamed "ACID ONLY LASTS FOR 8 HOURS RIGHT?!", then ran off into the bushes
I have one goal now that I am in the USA. To find a man I can fuck into marriage before my visa runs out.
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