sorry I missed your bday party.,I was vid chatting with that new guy I'm talking to all night...happy biirthday though
just saw my sister at the strip club... dont think she's "taking a night class over the summer"
It's a Westpoint/Army thing, we talk about Miley Cyrus a lot
Why?
Because when is jailbait ever not funny? Answer: Never
This whole living in Ohio thing is getting reaaaaallly old.
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She is chewing on staples and spitting them at her cat, I think it's time to leave..
The doctor asked me what height I fell from to hurt my back.. I answered keg height
That's the last time I do shots near a campfire.
Moment of the day: as we leave the restaurant, she reaches into my pocket, pulls out her panties, and angrily marches to her car. I felt like a sketchy magician.
The sense of comroderie I've built with my liver over the course of this semester is beautiful
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And all I ask is the occasional "welcome home from work" blowjob.....and for you to fold my laundry. I hate folding laundry
I just remember banging him and then at some point I went and took a shower and went and laid in the closet
Jesus when did you leave my house? I found 2 bottles of wine, vodka, and a book with blow all over it wondering if I was read bedtime stories
I'm a shining star this evening. Dancing with a cane in rite aid now. I should be kept under survaillance.
Turns out dignity is priceless and Plan B costs $41.09
Im so sorry for peeing on your chest.
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