You drinking a lot?
No.
Define a lot
Still drunk and leading the team through the 9am sales meeting. I'm pretty sure this is why there aren't more 26year-olds in management.
Vodka is such a love hate relationship.
Truer words have never been spoken.
im probably shirtless right now with a bottle of jack watching horton hears a who. this is a judgement free zone.
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Aside from the fact that there's a penis in my mouth, that's a pretty good picture of me
Why did you come into my room last night at 3am and pour monopoly money on me while you were crying?
Of course the first guy who sees my nipple piercings is a Catholic from Nebraska who won't do anything but dry hump me.
Watching Faye Reagan porn all weekend for St Patty's day. Nothing has ever seemed more appropriate.
He's like a hurricane
a drunk, sexist, hurricane
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Do the right thing and go fuck yourself off a cliff
My apologies. I'll try not to let my dick interfere with official work duties in the future.
Is it bad that we left the kid passed out on the bus? I think his name was texas. I was too drunk to be questioning this.
I told you I couldn't sleep because of the speed and you rolled over and replied "shh. just pretend."
She made me keep my boots on and say "you're welcome darlin" after every orgasm......so yes it was an awesome night.
If history is any guide, his morals are no match for my tits
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