Scratch that. Lia's boy toy's brother has a gorilla costume. This is gonna be great.
I need a booty call who doesn't know my boyfriend or my friends.
how can i incorporate a boy scout uniform into what i do tonight?
This girl named her kid Rainforrest. If I die, just know it was from laughing so fucking hard.
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I have a page in my 2010 scrapbook dedicated to pictures of his cock.
So i forgot that my head is completely wrapped in gauze, and tried to do the "come hither" look. He think's i'm brain damaged
No cash. I had to buy four bowls of soup to meet the credit card limit. I'm not even upset. SO MUCH SOUP.
He was so drunk and proud of his 6-month-gym-results he actually made me touch his whole naked body.
He just asked me to be his girlfriend while having sex on his parents kitchen counter
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You left me a drunk voicemail of you describing your pizza to me at 2 AM
My guy issues hinge on tonight's game. Caps win, it's Dustin. Rangers win, Josh. I even flipped a coin to see who got what team
You got banned for life from a $30 a night motel. What are you doing with your life?
So this is how i'm celebrating Easter? By eating chicken nuggets and masturbating all day. What a life.
Who’s got two thumbs and just got laid in the administration building?
Woke up with a glow stick in my boobs this morning. Must've dominated Sunday.
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