Oh my god you would drunk register for a marathon.
i wouldn't be half as slutty if there were better things to do.
BEES IN MY FUCKING PANTS. HELP.
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
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She went dumpster diving. Found flourescent light bulbs, carpet samples and $15. We got a bottle of Popov, played star wars and threatened random people with the carpet. Get on our level.
Is it going to be one of those nights where I shouldn't wear my contacts so everyone looks more attractive?
I plan on having so much gay sex in our house while you gone.
Right now, there's some ten year old kid getting ready to go outside and play basketball. He will soon find out his basketball hoop was no match for my car.
Swish.
you must be at least a level 5 friend to unlock my sexual orientation
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Something about finishing sexting a guy and him going "well. I have to get ready for Passover now" really makes me rethink my life choices
well theres no bloody mary mix at the campus bookstore so i dont even know what its good for
I'm really proud of my unchallenged ability to convert boob guys into ass men
Oh man. I am high, watching The Office and getting pancakes. What a country.
Mmm vodka always tastes better when i know i have work at 8am
Such a shame we didn't work out. We would've been a power couple producing NFL linemen :/
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