yes he's amazing in bed. he made me like, black out. everything went black it was weird. so yes, i'd fuck him again. plus, he has every season of buffy on dvd
I wish a night of watching Dear John and a bottle of wine could cure my herpes.
On the brightside though, I found the motivation to clean my shower, it was right underneath my need to masturbate in said shower.
I elbow dropped a bag of ice to break it so we could make margaritas. I bled everywhere. Be proud.
That was an excessively violent trivia night
sorry
why?
oh you didn't look in the living room yet, did you?
Going to a professional golf course at 2am to throw the flag poles like javelins
how many times have i told you.. they dont like when you laugh during sex
Ok ladies its the usual spring break system. 5 for a guy, 10 for a non-lesbian girl and double points is its a group thing. Hottest guy of the day is an additional 15. GAME ON
LinkedIn just suggested I might know the guy I caught my wife fucking.
I mean, I would have, but I couldn't come up with a logical reason to bring up oral sex during an orientation.
I NEED TO TAKE A FUCKING BREAK. MY VAGINA IS SMOKING.
My mum just told me to stop being so pathetic and just find someone to have sex with, even if I don't like them, just be grateful for the sex. Wow.
we had to take 10 shots sometime before midnight, then 11 shots between midnight and 1. so yes its gonna be a rough day.
Just realized I've spent more nights sleeping on bathroom floors the last two weeks than in my own bed. It's time to reevaluate my life.
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