I was the only open register tonight and I just sold condoms and chocolate frosting to the ex..
I take back everything bad I said about that song party in the usa. There's just something about seeing a cross dresser lipsing it that makes a song sooo much better.
i found the one person in the world who takes longer to cum than i do... mutual dissatisfaction is probably not the best foundation for a relationship.
I'm glad we have the kind of friendship where if either of us is too drunk to fuck a hot guy, we pass the responsibility to each other and get the job done.
I just re read that. We really need to get our lives together.
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If you're not washing nut sweat off of your forehead this morning I'm disappointed in you
Do you knowwwwww you never ha to pee while lhr on eztacy
Your wedding's just one more day in my life I can't wear sweat pants.
Honestly, I've had enough of his asshole to last me the new year.
Please tell me you're talking about his personality.
Even her dad came up for the body shots. Wasn't sure what to do so I just laid there and let it happen...
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Apparently he crashed because 3 different girls were trying to give him road head at the same time.
Way to ruin everything
I am drinking jager with a cat, your argument is invalid
We were watching sports center while I blew him so we could see the football highlights. I missed fall
Have you ever looked death in the face and have the urge to shit yourself. I'm in that situation right now.
He was watching porn and riding a stationary bike in the living room
I guess we coulda said a little less mature audience and a little more e for everyone.
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