Ben's a prick.
What Ben are you talking about?
All the bens across all the lands
he wrote Vegans should suck on cow dick on her wall with permanent marker. thats how he got the black eye
aparently i pased my english final. I don't even remember taking it.
Only if you bring Listerine. I can't come home to my husband from a bachelorette party with spermbreath again.
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i didnt think "maybe you should take over" was a good thing to say when i couldnt get it up
She was telling me which girls she thought I should fuck or not at the bar. Why can't all one night stands be that cool after?
No kidding. I just keep looking at that 'under 21 until 11/21/2011' on my id and whispering "soon enough"
No, no. The rest of his everything inspires me to put his dick in my mouth
We need to do something soon. I need like 4,000 beers and a cigarette.
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DIBS ON THE NEW GUY.
NO. NO FUCKING YOUR COWORKERS
The three of us were sitting silently in my dining room at 4:30 am, half drunk, eating cold spaghetti and listining to death metal. I need a fucking cigarette.
You're the third Mark I've fucked in that bed.
He said I have the “Denzel Washington” of vaginas.
You should have thought of that before emitting walrus sounds while intoxicated
He couldn’t find my clit with a map. Literally. I drew him a map.
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