Also my back is semi rug burned and I'm holding you fully responsible.
I would love to give you more rug burn
Now it won't go down.
You've got a gift.
why dont you just whore around college until someone loves you...thats how it works for girls isnt it?
some random kid just walked into our apartment with two cases... I don't know who he is but I like him
Satisfying Perfect Camera Moments
SLUTTIEST. 4TH. EVER.
after giving each other head, we had a really nice post-oral heart to heart. found out he lost his virginity in a threesome.
I just scratched behind my ear and found icing. Fuck you.
I've never had a better reason to do blow of a Pittsburgh strippers ass than to try and keep pace with my dad.
Walk of Shame today included voting.
This Dog Travel Carrier is a Must
why the fuck would he compare you to sexy aquatic creatures?
Fighting the urge to throw up all over my little brothers jr high basketball bench. Welcome home aaron
No work today. I woke up and someone had written "Markhot Penis = Party" on my forehead in sharpie. Do you know a Mark?
Don't mind me. My boyfriend is carrying me because I'm broken not because I'm drunk.
It's not even 9:30 yet..
There's a guy here who is improvising his own shadow dance on a table against the wall, in case you're wondering how my night is going
Of course I fucked him. He's a professional beat boxer, his entire job is to do complicated shit with his tongue.