This girl is more easily done than said...
It's fine actually... I'm pretty sure he had the crookedest weiner in the world anyway.
Like he had it hanging in the wind and you just decided, "nope, I don't think that one's for me." ????
God no! I could just feel it. His clock said it was 8:00 when, clearly, it should have been midnight.
He looks like a mix between a retired piano teacher and a cat that just swallowed a sock.
Can't imagine what could be worse than pet-naming your penis, but I'll let it go.
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the dude from the bar called to tell his mom about me immediately after we finished PLEASE COME GET ME
You know when its a good night when you have to be reminded IHOP is a family establishment.
You got my ass fired just for knowing you
thanks for the bacon
He's engaged. If the world's smallest penis can find true love than I can too.
No way. Our relationship is based solely on texting and sex. A phone call would be too much at this point.
dont be like that, i wasnt picking him over you. I was picking multiple orgasms over zoolander.
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I think they were cool with it, they should have know if I was the host of the baby shower it was going to involve a keg and jager shots.
Pretty sure I humiliated the fuck out of myself last night after I was dared to attempt to give myself head. I hate vodka
One small step for man, one big gay fierce leap for gays!
I got my nipples pierced. If you haven't seen my boobs in the past week, you're among the minority
My mom just said we can't get married in nude body suits to look like earthworms. She's ruining my life.
Her blowjob technique? Picture someone attempting to drink a triple thick milkshake through a Capri Sun straw.
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