Who were the five players on the alien team from space jam?
you might want to delete the history when you're done using the computer at work. did you ever find out what the white balls in your throat were?
I cant go down on him yet. All ive had to eat is olives and percocet. semen would only add to tomorow mornings discomfort.
Yeah. He most definitely jizzed himself in the face.
i can't believe i had a foursome before a threesome
Very hungover, bought a newspaper and found my shorts from last night in the machine.
I just feel as thought we should spend the day in which we celebrate relationships the same as how we started them. Drunken hook ups.
i think you may have a shot to cock block in a moment. just saying.
Wake up an cock block please bc these are noises i dont ever want to hear again
I know. It was just so disappointing. I almost made it. And now the "when's the last time you peed your pants" clock has restarted. Lol
There it is. Caramel-coated dick. Someone is getting a yeast infection later.
She was doing drunken zumba and screaming "FUCK YOU I HAVE MY OWN STYLE!" at the TV
He literally shoved the EMT, climbed in the back of the ambulance with his vodka and was like, "C'mon, people. Wrap this up. I got shit to do."
Makes hanging out interesting when she lights you on fire just to roll ontop of you to 'put you out'.
He said when the pizza came I zip locked one slice and went to the couch and snuggled with it. Does that give you an idea of how my night was?
I mean the power was out what was I supposed to do
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