So why didn't Edward and the Cullens just kill Hitler?
You need to stop watching Twilight.
Nice meating you last night
Not a typo
Can someone please explain to me why I woke up looking like Ziggy Stardust
I like daylight savings. I don't care if it's 4 oclock it's not daydrinking if it's dark out
seek help.
Now i know why people get high. I sat in the same chair for about 3 hours and the only thing i worried about was how far away my chinese food was.
We were just about to get down to business and shes like oh the olympics! and jumped up and turned on the tv. cockblocked by freestyle skiing. seriously?
Who won mens moguls?
That canadian guy... bilodeau... but you're missing the point, dude.
I just watched dragonflies fucking. You can't match that level of geek.
You went to jail last night?!
Just a little bit.
Bonding with my year old cousin over the fact that we both shit ourselves. Babysitting like a bosss
I've literally never felt worse
My body feels like its decomposing
Please come quick there are people in suits here judging me
When my mom found out he was a high school drop out she was like "seriously? Can we raise the bar a little higher next time kels?" So my moms pretty cool
she walked up to me at the bar, kissed me, andthen declared "I HAVEN'T SEEN YOU OR YOUR PENIS SINCE 2011."
i dont believe you. i want proof. if you end up at a hospital send me a pic.
I've been in town for almost 36 hrs and I haven't made out with a stranger yet - I consider THAT a record!
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