They have glow in the dark condoms. That's so scary.
Something like a penis light saber.
in the middle of it he kept shouting: im going to be masturbating to this for the rest of my life
I hate that the only Italian aspect of me is I get red and sweaty when I drink
You know... If I put the same amount of effort into school as I put into giving women orgasms I would be a Rhodes scholar
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got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
been home a week and haven't blacked out yet. i miss college
I now have an ENTIRE drawer of unused disposable silverware from Boston Market... and you guys said I needed to "buy" kitchen stuff
WE COULD TOTALLY DO ECSTASY AND GO TO THAT CAT SHELTER OFF OF BROADWAY.
Mixed review. I fucked her in the river, but then we were assaulted by ducks.
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I've made my dad a martini every night since I was 13.. I got this
Listen I took a family sized bottle of merlot to the face last night and there's an svu marathon on. Give me some time please.
Definitely had a dick in my ass while watching the Seahawks win. Best NFC Championship game ever.
Of course i made out w him. He was painted green. You know of my secret longing for the Hulk.
Your next boyfriend should be from MENSA...you're so smart, it's intimidating as fuck. My penis retracted in fear.
There's a fine line between kinky and serial killer
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