I was about to go down on her and her dong flopped out and hit me in the chin. This may have a Nam like post-traumatic-stress-disorder effect on me.
the only reason I knew his name is because half way through I looked up and it was tatooed on his chest.
Come put a leash on your gf. She just challenged 8 cops to a wrestling match for 'tag team champion of the world'
We decided to smoke and then made crosses on our foreheads for ash wednesday
mom would be proud
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Dude.. You paid a stripper $50 to listen to you cry last night.
It's just my hair. It brings natural happiness. Like goldfish, big boobs, and milkshakes.
Throwing up in his bed is not a step up in your relationship
I'm expecting you to come by soon and a magical night of sex and floating on clouds to follow.
There's a man with a stuffed dog and a can of dog food on the L. Should I break it to him?
Best not to. Some people need their delusions.
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No. Every time we go there, you end up getting high, then lost, then going home with strangers.
No other awkward car ride can beat the one you give your drug dealer home.
I was going to learn how to knit but I got high instead.
Doug the spinning teacher gave me chlyamdia
and i thought it was paint or jizz but it was cheese
please tell me you didnt taste test that
And then I was like pick your blow job song and he choose the sonic the hedgehog theme song. If he's not the one no one is.
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