I wanna do crazy things to you in a tent
fuckk wrong person
.. who was that for? a girlscout?
I just five second ruled a donut I dropped at starbucks, everyones staring
he climbed up to our party on the 2nd floor balcony and then pulled a glass mug and a beer from his knapsack. these freshmen are intense
I am 100% positive that I have seen a porno that was shot in this bar.
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I need to stop drinking. Side note- we have a party bus tonight. So the drinking will have to end after that
Well I sent him a pic of my vagina and sent back a pic of his puppy....so there's that
Someone posted a printout of my tits on my door this morning! Where did they get this photo!?!
Dude best one night stand i woke she was cleaning our fridge while waiting for the cab to show
Can I interview you during sex or would that be weird?
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The cops came, and I made friends with him. He wants me to babysit his kids.
You will drink beer in a kiddie pool in your back yard but you wont bring a girl home
Who knew a blowjob could cause this kind of crazy
He wasn't prepared for it
Almost lost a vagina lip in the great shave of '16
My sack is cleanly shaven and the rest of my body has been manscaped. i even put aftershave on my junk. i feel sleek like a fighter jet right now.
I don't care that he's really strong. I need him to make me cum not fix my back problems
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