fix you gags fore go to garrits please? !!!!!!!
What does that mean?
How when the cu k dos I yet u
Focus
Are you for fucking real.? He divorced me just because he got a fucking girlfriend.?!
Its so akward after he cums on my face. like usually the porn just ends
I don't think a check that has "thx for the drugs" on the note is really gonna fly.
you looked up at me mid puke with tears in your eyes and asked to make sure no one took your turn at Wii
Let me begin my 3 part apology by saying that you are a wonderful human being...
I feel like we had some profound moment last night, but I can't really recall much past your ass turning up the volume on the radio.
We should give each other good-luck-on-your-finals head in the morning.
Totally forgot we howled at the full moon last night... It's safe to say Tuesday Boozeday is my new favorite day of the week
I'm 50% okay with that amount of body contact... plus/minus 7% based on where blood may flow.
Abort mission; I repeat: Abort mission.I found an attractive one.
Please tell me that all of the things I remember doing last night didn't really happen. Please.
Can you masturbate to someone liking your instagram picture?
Speaking of dumpster fires, your ex tried to add me on Facebook
Came up to an intersection and someone was blasting My Chemical Romance at like 9 AM. They're DEFINITELY having a good day
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