I heard Topanga got a DUI. I need that mugshot asap.
just looked at his mug shot... not really my type
i cant do it anymore.. every time this girl orgasms she sounds like a motorcycle
He's got a wife and three kids but I'm into being that mistake.
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Why are there hooting douchebags outside my building? Did a sport happen again?
I just had the best counseling appointment lets fucking rage
I woke up with chocolate melted between my tits. I'd say that's a win for all parties involved.
I gave a handjob to the beat of uptown fuck last night
I told him I wish we were at my house cause then I could tell him to get out after we had sex.
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How the fuck did he think me asking about the possibility of a threesome was a rhetorical question?
Nothing like ripping open the box with your keys on a sat R train and throwing back the morning after pill with some coconut water on my way to work at a fitness studio for free
We are totally like Jim and Pam, except ya know, drunk and not together anymore.
we bonded over knowing every word to freaky gurl by gucci mane so it’s kinda starting to make sense why I gave him head in his cul de sac
We've been taking shots, cranking Marilyn Manson, and eating your bacon. Your kid is probably ruined.
I stared at his dick and then told him to get on his knees
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