i just looked up and i was like omg ballsack and then i didnt know what to do
It's not normal to lose a tooth eating a McDouble.
you got thrown out for pissing in a cup in the corner. you told one guy it was okay because you went to college and that he wouldn't understand
She fell asleep on the sidewalk and people starting using her as a hurdle
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he has a knack for choosing the worst time to masturbate
whatever. i don't care. i just want to be drunk wrapped in an american flag.
drunk waterpark is besst waterpark.
he drunk texted me to give me his number with the message "i gotchu pretty eyeso" i can't tell if he's complimenting me or himself.
No one parties "Full Karen". She once broke a couple up at the bar, ate the girl out in the bathroom and took the guy home.
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I refused to call him anything but Drake eyebrows all night.
Bro you fell face first into the sand and then balled up into the fetal position and yelled help untill I picked you up, no more whiskey for you...
No. Way more drunk than the night I put a snowball in my purse "for later" and woke up to find everything soaking the next day.
But less drunk than the day that Pete took four of your birth control pills thinking they were Advil, right?
She told me she loves wine, but hates the mud butt the next day. Dude, way to much info on a second date.
Should I bring my 4 pairs of bunny ears? Or is that too weird?
4 pairs might be a bit much
I didnt know whether I was going to vomit or orgasm because I was feeling both sensations
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