You don't understand how difficult it is to give head with cotton mouth
we've started having sober sex
you really do like him
This is a dangerous game of "whose life is more pathetic".
I just banged two guys while dressed like an angel. I love this holiday.
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I'm pretty sure you thought I could absorb alcohol through my dress
Was awful. Wedding photos taken by a river with used syringes floating past. Had to ask the bride to put down a can of rum to have her photo taken.
I just had a 30 minute conversation about hummingbirds. That high.
I miss high conversations.
Swinging. Is. Amazing.
Just you wait I'll be crying and puking everywhere in no time
Also I fell in love w a girl dressed as a pirate that was great at doing the limbo
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I've found my soulmate with the cardboard Dos Equis man.
We don't have the same problems as normal people do we?
Ur dad just showed me a tit pic he got omf
He was doing dishes, naked. I dropped to my knees and gave him head. Teamwork level- pro..
He said he would get me a helmet and bedazzle it with my name and address so the cabs would know where to take me
Who did he bring home?
Idk. But did you see her shoe choice by the stairs, I'm really not expecting anything great.
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