question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
i just discovered a movie that charlize theron is a sex addict. i think my prayers have been answered
We're too lazy too send a pic of out balls. Just assume this is a pic of our balls and respond accordingly.
Am I undercharging for one hour of sex per essay? I need a serious business answer.
You just handed me your ATM card and wrote your PIN number on a dollar bill and said "for bail money."
Travelers Top-Tip: Europeans do not appreciate being repeatedly referred to as "gypsy" regardless of how good your Borat impression is.
you had me at cake vodka
the cops were hovering over him then shinned a flashlight to the floor above ours, then I realized that some fucker jumped from the third story.
fuck our hall.
Mitt romney looks like a fantastic lover (full disclorsure: im 76% vodka right now)
Just realized Ive had sex in or around each thing listed in Green Eggs and Ham besides the fox.
If you asked me 10 years ago where I thought I'd be today, I can pretty much guarantee I wouldn't have replied with "buying hemorrhoid cream on Bourbon St at 7am"
Just woke up in my fuck buddies bed with, from the looks of her ass and side boob, a girl that is not my fuck buddy. This should be interesting
I noticed while having sex on Friday that I have great endurance. CrossFit works.
If you hear death cries, thats me singing. Just let me be.
MY GOD WHY DIDN'T I TAKE PHOTOS OF HIS CREDIT CARDS WHILE HE WAS SLEEPING
Randomize
