HE had a tribal tattoo tramp stamp, jasmine.
Bring booze and chicks. Separate, or one already in the other. Your call.
I'm gonna answer everything she says with 'cum on da face' until she breaks up with me...great idea or greatest idea?
Met some locals. They are taking me to a place where there is topless bullriding. I love this country.
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She's like a pop up book from hell.
Just picture a bunch of Abraham Lincolns having an orgy.
This is going to be BYOBM Vegas trip: Bring Your Own Bail Money.
I came so hard just now that I think I may have regenerated.
WHY ARE THERE NO BLACK EMOJIS? I CAN NEVER PROPERLY IDENTIFY MYSELF.
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It's Been a while since I puked in vomit bush. I hope it doesn't feel neglected
just when his roommates walked in, we were naked in the kitchen. proceeded to awkwardly pretzel walk back into his room to cover each other (not that they haven't seen me naked plenty of times) and continue to have glorious morning sex. his roomates love me.
I just almost puked & then I panicked and forced it back down because I thought I would be a waste of the apple turnover I ate.. I'm that hungover
Omg I can't even...
If you can handle my post-party look you da real MVP
Today some guy at work told me I had the nicest hair he's ever seen and my response was "thanks I grew it myself". This is why I'm single.
You know more about his cock specs than his childhood. Proud of you
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