Are you dead
Yes
Oh man
Someone fed me too many chicken nuggets and sexed me too hard
No, computers are like whores. moody bitches that cost too much and no matter how much protection you have you can still get a virus
i feel like barbie the morning after an elton john party
That bad?
Full length cargo pants, running shoes, and a partial unibrow. Alcohol really is blinding.
Where the hell is he. I called him crying for weed and sex you would think that would signal some urgency.
Just made a list of all the guys I've hooked up with. "Roofie tattoo eyelids", "xanex night guy", "rainy concert", "cory blanket" and "naked hottub guy" made it.
I might not remember all of last night but I clearly remember the part where I humped the mailbox.
There are very few times i will succumb to laying naked on my bathroom floor. But lastnight is a resonable enough cause.
thank you for extending my knowledge of the effects of vodka. speak of what happened last night and i will kill you and send your fingers to your loved ones.
sometimes, you gotta take him by the hands like tails took sonic, and fly him into the bedroom.
I sat on the bathroom floor yelling "hell hath no fury!" for about 20 minutes.
It's definitely revenge time.
I'm developing all these feelings it's disgusting.
How weird would it be for me to get 1 hour photos printed at CVS of my partially or all nude?
He told me that losing me was the biggest mistake of his life. Of course it was. My tits are incredible and I know more about college football than he does.
you tried to strip tease your way into canada but got arrested instead. don't worry, your mom doesn't know.
Randomize
