in my opinion joe jonas is kinda pointless. hes just the pretty boy front runner.
Our house smells like week old pizza, beer cans, cigarettes, and depressing career tracks....get lysol.
You kept referring to your penis as "this guy."
work has become about six times more interesting since i started fucking my boss.
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She licked EVERYTHING then yelled at me in Spanish. I just kept saying SI.
You can't tell me you've honestly NEVER considered smoking a Froot Loop
she visited to give me a bj between clients. Social work at its finest.
Might I also add after my boss threw up in the garbage can and yelled puking rally, he dougied, then told me I wasn't about that life.
My brother walked up to us as we were making out and was like "hey man, go to town!" and winked
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I just gave him road head. He came in the Taco Bell drive thru which seems pretty typical for my life.
MY HISTORY TEACHER IS FUCKING MY MOTHER. I am downstairs and i can hear the squeak of the bedsprings please I swear to god pick me up THIS INSTANT.
As a side note, can you ask the maintenance staff not to drag their balls on our stairwell handrails. Please.
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
Jarrod's passed out on the chair with a cup of milk and I've been staring him down in an attempt to use telepathy to make him spill it. Attempts unsuccessful.
If I shall die, I wish to bequeath to you my personal library, my sigma tau delta presidency and all it's apparel, and a puppy.
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