Where are you?
In a non slutty way
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Apparently he's never heard a queef, he totally thought I farted and got freaked out.
I just hit a new low..poured my beer in an empty coke can so I could drink in walmart.
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He just brought me a wine glass. Full of Tequila. Ignore any texts after this one.
high. he's playing 'oops i did it again' on the ukelele. is this real life?
i shall enjoy my approximately 2 hours of being sober today
I heard liver failure is in for 2012 anyways
Look bro I'll go half per boob with you, we split her.
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I'm sitting in Starbucks, waiting for direction in my life, or it to be 8 p.m. Whatever comes first.
Hes done the math! Hes calculated how much sex it's going to take to fuck 365 miles. Now thats a little brother im proud of. New resolutions are a go!
I woke up to some strange woman rubbing peanut butter on my thighs
I just delete my bank app from my phone to have enough storage to download tindr. Is this my life now?
He said we were going to get fucked up in the woods so here we are
don't worry dude i have your phone, text me when youre gonna come get it
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