school has made you so classy.
that's mcgill. producing sluts since 1884.
It' a whole new level of walk of shame. I'm carrying his sheets since I have a washer/dryer.
If im still in the bathroom puking when the sirens go off please distract the cops.
It was a two-sided wall so part of my body ended up in someone elses condo.
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wanna tell me why theres a glass of water stuffed with tamptons in the freezer?
I said I usually like going out for coffee before torturing someone's genitals. He said he understood.
Sitting in back of morning lecture drinking a daqueri from my pink unicorn cup. Pretty sure the girl next to me smells it.
I have 3 texts in my phone that say "Thanks King Tyler". I think I've successfully drank myself into a monarchy.
her spring break bucket list included "break into The Swamp, blow him where Tebow has Tebowed"
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Would giving a bouquet of flowers to my mother be a good way to say, "sorry you walked in on my boyfriend eating me out"?
I just remembered that i did pull ups in a bikini on the porch of Red Lobster last night. someone needs to stage an intervention
I went shopping for a dress that was baptism and bar appropriate.
you just have the mind of an innocent, non-tainted child.
YOU KNOW THAT'S BULLSHIT BECAUSE YOU'RE THE REASON IT'S BULLSHIT
I was thinking we could get together and exchange gifts, and by gifts I mean orgasms.
This is very awkward but where is my dildo, Mom
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