i may or may not be hanging out with a boxer who has a daughter tonight. and he just spelled "honestly" like "onistly". He has prob taken a few too many hits to the head but he's hot at least.
Its a three day weekend with Valentines day thrown in... Im obligated to get drunk
You know you're hung over when your pose in art class is lying face down on the platform
whats a positive sounding word for "exploit"?
Of course she said it wasn't that good, I don't bring my A game to pity fuck the thrice divorced girl from work
youre not allowed to be friends with girls ive double teamed. period.
Sex tent. say it aloud its amazing. promise you we rnt stoned.
i'm taking a spore imprint of the mushroom we found growing in our bathroom and sending a picture to ryan. he will then be able to tell if it's trip-worthy
He's minimum effort, but maximum fuck.
Just turned down sex because it's a holy day of obligation, my mom would be proud.
He had a step stool to get in to his bed!
just wanted to eat pizza off his dick so he let me and he can never forget it
You sat on me. Like I was a toilet. While I was on the toilet. You peed a little.
I sucked his dick by a creek, how romantic.
sorry about your sharpie. alex wanted to shave the left side of his body so he had me draw a line over him with a ruler
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