He better hope I dont die soon. Because I would haunt his bitch ass and cock block 24/7
I'm not ready for the Pike bikes to move back in to town it was wonderful seeing that sorority house empty all summer
... I'm KD
Watching Argentina vs Germany during a wedding on an iPhone. Thank you Steve Jobs.
One night stand. Woke up at her dad's house. She already left for work. Shit's about to go down.
he kept saying that we were in ian's fun time place and then continued to act like a dinosaur.
She told me she was eating frosting, then I got the weirdest boner ever
I've never seen a dude bust out of his jacket and rock an air banjo like u
Either of you know why the shower was on and the bathroom door wide open with no one in there at 6 in the morning?
So worth it. Come over for bacon egg cheese vusquit later. 12. I slept with Jimmy? On my period? And told him he had mother issues? No tequila. Tequila bad.
My mom just said she had more presents to wrap, so I should "smoke some weed & go back to bed"... She really is Santa Claus
Just watched my first Christmas porn of the year. Def have the spirit now
Just saw the bridesmaid use her new sister in law as a stripper pole
He still texted me and invited me over a day later so I guess I'm the lovable kind of psycho
His birthday is on Valentines Day, of course he's getting a blowjob
I don’t have enough daddy issues for this shit, make him go away
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