im ready to get crazy and take my wig off
ugh, i have officially sinned in all of my cute clothes. i can't even wear any of them without feeling regret.
I'm pretty sure that every show on ABC Family could be turned into a drinking game.
If they made snuggies with a sleeve for my morning wood, id consider buying one...
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dude. she was texting with her nipple. I love touch screen phones!
He said in a slur "I go so hard, even when I..." and cut himself off by projectile vomiting all over the ice luge.
The face that yo gabba gabba comes up when I'm stoned and searching for yoga workouts is scary or dangerous
i think he spiked my sandwich with a viagra
She's legally too young to drink and was making out with a guy who is ethically too old to drink.
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You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
I "liked" his changed relationship status just to show him I'm ok with the fact he found someone not as pretty as me
Although now I have "number of cheese slices" as a unit of boob measurement in my head.
Just in case the world ends tomorrow, I have an emergency contact group of booty calls I can send a quick "let's fuck" to before I die.
I'm far too poor to be letting my hookups wear my shirts home. I'm down to about a total of 8 shirts and have no intention of buying more
Working from home has been great for my sex life! A few of my neighbors are in open marriages and several more wish they were!!!
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