I just peed in my kitchenbs sinlk. New low- maybe. am i embarrassed? Not in the least
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
I imagine my 13 hours of sleep after my 3 day upper bender was similar to Jesus rising from the dead.
don't think this is any sort of attachment thing but if I'm going to throw up regularly at your house, I'm going to keep a tooth brush there
just because she threw up on my junk doesnt mean i dont like asians anymore
judging by the cake all over the hall, my neighbors had a pretty successful thursday too.
He may or may not be blacked out. We put him to sleep in the community bathroom. He's wrapped in your blanket and he's already puked on it twice. Using your blanket was my idea. Maybe next time you'll ask before taking my vodka.
Cops said there's a crazy dude with a mask in my neighborhood. Don't get stabbed.
If he was naked that was me.
You wore a man's plastic top hat last night.
No I didn't. Whiskey did.
"Friendship bread", "how to get period stains out of cement", and "elephant bereavement" are all in my recent google history. Whatever shit that was last night really did me in...
Cant really say how it happened but i woke up in the middle of the night and somehow pissed all over connors dad
It's just great that Easter is on 4/20 this year. Now everyone can enjoy the Easter egg hunts. And being around my whole family.
Ok she stopped using her fork and knife and is legit eating that steak using her hands.
The Australian strangers convinced me to leave him behind when they started chanting Aussie Aussie Aussie, Oy Oy Oy, and told me they had a bunch of beer at their place.
Well, I guess you are not meant to have this fucking picture of an adorable baby duck.
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