You watched "From Justin to Kelly" and sang along to more than half of the songs. I didn't know whether to laugh or to be insanely frightened that you knew almost all the lyrics.
four guys that i have slept with have come into my job today. FOUR. i feel like it's like bring your sex partners to work day.
Apparently I have a urinal in my bedroom
Its not monday til someone throws up in the hallway
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Why doesn't he get that I would rather give him blow jobs than be in a relationship?
Thats not what we're looking for. I want this kid to suck a lolly pop out of a stripper's snatch.
I think we need to teach you what straight means again
when seducing a hipster, do you think taking a nude pic on a lomo-camera app would increase my chances? grainy off-colored boobs and telling him how much i like reading salinger?
Unlike bears, this weekend is not the #1 threat to America. It is, however, the #1 threat to my liver
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U thinks that's bad? He told me that he had to envision high school wrestling in order to bust a nut with some girl
I GOOGLED IT. BEES CAN MASTURBATE. WHAT.
I let a blind guy feel me up. All he kept saying was "oh fuck yeah!"
We were all day drunk by 2pm. Now I know why they hate Americans
Hey it's Males-You-Probably-Wish-You-Hadnt-Had-Sex-With Monday. MYPWYHHSWM
Hey remind me the get the pancakes out of my jacket
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