just so you know, the whole club saw your tits last night. and booed.
I dated that bitch for 9 months and didnt get as much as a hand job. I met her sister last night for the first time and smashed that...twice
I respect that
Just proof I should've brought the airhorn with me to class.
Apologies for hacking your facebook and posting that picture of you passed out hooked up to the IV...but we were sat with you on the ER floor for 3 hours, it got boring
We made it a contest to fuck on everything in your room while you were on vacation.
You played "let it burn" by usher 28 times, knocked over the 36 gallon fish tank, and passed out in the kitchen. Yeah...That drunk.
Put it this way, at one point I was getting stoned on the roof of the strip club with one of the strippers while another one gave me a free lap dance. That wasn't even the best part of the night.
It's only slutty if you don't have his number. Unless there's a full moon. Then anything goes.
My dick can't jump between your dick and her mouth, man. It's impossible, I think.
If she "comes out" to me I guess I'll high five her. That's pretty much my response to everything these days.
Woke up with a 22 year old with the number for a different girl written on my stomach, almost 30 can suck my dick I still got this shit
I'm 99% sure the Indians were high for thanksgiving and we should respect that by getting high too
It has now been 10 days since we last saw Sebastians penis
The dick lei will go down in squad history
She forgot a bra so she just used seran wrap. The scary thing is, it worked.
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