I just need someone to hold me and tell me i dont turn boys gay
so I think I'm done having sex with her, she's way too crazy
what about the blowjobs for adderall?
no those are still okay
You kept telling me to "raw dog" your take home breathalyzer without the mouthpiece
Ignoring the crisis im in. Sitting in the front yard in a kiddie pool. Wearing arm floaties, fins and a snorkel. Waiting for a hot guy to walk by.
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We simultaneously blacked out then simultaneously came to then simultaneously had sex with the neighbors. We're definitely meant to be roommates.
he looks SO much like Drake, I feel like an extreme groupie every time we have sex.
she genuinely believed that kangaroos are a cross between a deer and a T-rex
The only way he could ever pleasure me is if he lit himself on fire and let me watch
He was so energetic. It was like screwing a bunny.
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I can't hookup with a guy in my car because it smells like Taco Bell..
They left around 10:00 this morning. I've been naked since 10:01.
So basically he is jobless, a potential serial killer, and has poor taste in music? We simply don't have time for that.
I only know one person in my class and that's my dealer.
How exactly does a handjob become fancy?
Blueberry lube, and champagne.
If you're not my stylist, having sex with me, or agreeing to have sex with me don't fucking touch my hair.
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