omg he said he wants to insert his penis into my vagnia what do i say
tell him to stop quoting family guy
The mall is playing a fucking country mix of lady marmalade.
welcome to maine.
i wish peter jackson would direct porn
i have no concept of time, i feel my nose, and im seeing everything in bitty hexagons.
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mom just found 19 empty wine bottles in my closet. i hate spring cleaning
thanks for being my moral compass. and thanks for not always pointing north so i can be slutty and not feel bad about it.
if you are still a virgin by winter break we are throwing an aztec themed sacrifice the virgin party
Yes. I am getting trashed on an open tab while judging a karoke competition
Impressive. I approve.
You know this who 'I show my love by being a total dick' thing is getting old, right?
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So, just saw a lady hysterically sobbing in a Walmart at 3 AM. Someone's not having a happy mother's day.
Last night when I blacked out, I ate Chef Boyardee. I never want to be that drunk ever, ever again.
It's a lot harder to work after sex than it is to work drunk... just saying.
ill give you some hints: blood, carnival, fog machine, happy meal.
I literally forgot every French word I knew and blurted out “mange moi” so he went down on me like I was some baguette fresh outta the oven!!!! I passed out.
their motto was "the first one to get arrested wins" so of course today was interesting
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