Ha. No worries! So loud here &god I love drag queens! How does it happen, the congealing?
And Anthony pissed on himself at the strip club
I have beard burns on my inner thighs. I'd say last night went pretty well.
sometimes when i'm drunk i choose the spanish option on the ATM to challenge myself.
u got into a flexing contest with a dude in bathroom in the mirror at the club
Gooodnight my beautiful sex angel. Much luvz for joo, etceteraz
But you have work tomorrow. And a whore to pick up. And a dinner to eat. And a vagina to slaughter. Your day is full!
I appreciate the concept of vaginal slaughtering.
It was fun until the stripper told me it was her first day and started crying.
Do you have any booze?
Well I have 60 feet of bubble wrap and a bottle of wine...but I'm saving that for a special girl...
I woke up with the suicide hotline number saved as 'Hot Guy Josh'
Sometimes I love sober logical me. She makes rare appearances but when she does she shines.
The name of tonight's festivities is hereby decreed to be the "Honey Boo Boo Hootenanny".
This dude is trying to sext and all I can think about is taco bell and their new crunch wrap sliders
Why thank you for your unwanted opinion, person I've never met before.
He made her leave because she liked Top-Ramen better than Maruchaun. He's my hero.
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